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Post by Tel on Nov 12, 2007 13:26:08 GMT
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (W.O.R.K). If you receive W.O.R.K from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means- DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (W.I.N.E). The quickest acting W.I.NE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (S.H.I.R.A.Z). Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K has been completely eliminated from your system. Pass this warning onto 5 friends - if you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and W.O.R.K is controlling your life.
Update : After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (B.E.E.R) may be substituted for W.I.N.E but may require a more generous application.
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